Wow, the Goblin was feeling all famous and stuff! This delusion was provoked by the naive kindness of Melodie Wright, the author of Query 23, who--not realizing what a juggernaut of mind-searing arrogance she could unleash upon the world--asked the Query Goblin for an interview.
Thankfully, however, just after the Goblin's head swelled up with ego-mania and hubris, she walked into a door-frame, knocked herself out, and the malignant noggin deflated harmlessly as she snored.
You can read Melody's interview on her blog, Forever Rewrighting, by clicking the following link:
Thanks so much, Melodie! And I promise I'm feeling much better now! (You can put down the tazer, I swear.)